Do Not Read!

Do you need this? Probably not. Do you want it? Most likely.

This little sign is simple, fun, and sure to get a few chuckles by any house-guest. Pop it in the garage as a conversation piece, or next to a home security camera and record the goofy looks on your victim's faces!

Literacy or double-sided tape not included for liability reasons. Only red and white option is currently available to maximize visibility to passers-by.


Sign is roughly 8.75in X 4.7in and .10in Thick (222.5mm X 120mm and 2.6mm Thick)